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Something for you – for once
The last time I had awesome hair
So – based on the fact that my Free Havaianas Giveaway has been much more popular than my Free Blow Dry Bar Giveaway – I think we can safely assume that you all prefer to win free stuff for your kids than for yourselves – which is SUCH an enormous shame!
When will we learn that we need to start doing stuff for ourselves? I personally cannot recall the last time I treated myself to a blow dry in a proper salon let alone did a real blow dry on myself! But I do think we need to start doing ourselves a good turn once in a while. A friend of mine recently remarked “I would love to win a free blow dry. The trouble is, I wouldn’t have the time to book the appointment to actually claim the free blow dry!” How sad is that?
There’s a lesson in all this – that it’s time to be a little bit selfish and do something you will actually enjoy for yourself – and who doesn’t want to look fabulous – especially before or after a hard day.
On that note – there are still FIVE free Blow Dry VIP vouchers up for grabs. All you need to do is click “Like” on my Facebook page and you will be on your way to being a winner of a fabulous prize just for YOU!
Stuck in traffic – and loving it!
I am not one to rate being stuck in traffic - especially in Sydney I absolutely detest it.
In fact, I actually credit the before-school-pick-up Sydney mummy-traffic as one of the leading causes of my slow and steady descent into madness. However, since all the recent traffic (online, that is) is being diverted my way – I have to smile.
No, actually I have to shriek with gleeful delight.
Call it good karma, call it misdirected google searches, Read the rest of this entry
Too much of a good thing makes it all better
As far as I’m concerned – the only time that too much of a good thing makes it bad is when it comes to multi-tasking.
That’s the only thing you can have too much of.
For me, all the other stuff, well, you can never have too much of a good thing. Or in other words, the more you have, the better you feel and the less pain there is.
Too much of these good things makes it all better for me – and – can never, never make it bad:
Anyone seen my lost marbles?
Lately everything I have been doing is completely absent-minded, forgetful, and verging on negligent.
I am so out of it that I am beginning to think that either I must be going senile, or early demetia has set in? I know it cant be ‘baby brain‘ – how could I possibly claim that as an excuse 2 years after the fact?
Even the most mundane things are complicated for me to process, I am struggling to set my brain on track and the exhaustion from having an almost 2 year old who has harnessed the power of the tantrum and can sustain all night no-bed strikes for the entire night every night is probably not going to help!
I really, really hope that this is not permanent damage and that things will improve because I can’t continue on this path of destruction – denting and pronging my poor old car every time I’m in it, not concentrating, being short with my kids
and husband and anyone else who looks at me funny at any given moment.
Worst of all is that for a control freak, I’ve completely lost control – I’ve been letting bad language slip, letting my temper get the better of me (Jon Jon, go the F?@@?@” to sleep so I can get this off my chest!) which leads to bad skin, lost keys, leaving the car unlocked whenever I park, leaving the car door open and almost having it blown off by an oncoming car, daydreaming and staring into space when the preschool teachers are giving my child a dressing down , walking confidently into the grocery store with my skirt tucked into top of my stockings at the back with not a soul to rectify the situation and then getting back to the car park and wandering around in the abyss of the carpark combing each level for my poor, old, lost car. Then I finally get kids home by getting them to remember for me by rote learning the number of the carapace where we parked.
But it gets better, because then I get home, haul them into the house and try to run the bath water while cooking dinner. Then, I hear the sounds of torrential fooding and notice water seeping through the cracks in the staircase wall. Little did I know, I’d let the bath water overflow through the whole entire house. At the time it was pouring with rain outside so I innocently thought to myself “Ahh, must be a leak in the ceiling”. Nightmare. Classic example of too much multi-tasking gone bad.
Actually, there is a definite pattern in this brain deterioration. It is always triggered by a series of multi – tasks which, when put into overdrive in conjunction with exhaustion leads to a spiralling situation of chaos and lost marbles. Like a few weeks ago when I was cooking a huge fancy Friday night dinner and I as doing the washing, roasting food in the oven and cooking rice on the stove, taking out the rubbish and chatting to a friend. Next things I know, the fire alarm is beeping like a lost firetruck, the house is consumed with smoke (both kids upstairs aasleep for their lunchtime nap!) and then when I finally dash into the house, disconnect the fire alarms and run around like the a mad march hare opening every window and door I can think of I hear the front door slam behind me while I’m outside. I then start hyperventilating and sprint around the side to jump the side wall and thank Gd the backdoor was unlocked because I had forgotten to lock it earlier that day! Needless to say, there was absolutely no rice for dinner that night, and the house smelt like a stale nightclub for the better part of that week.
So, if anyone, anyone at all has seen my lost marbles, please, please let me know before I do anything else to render me commitable to a place where all the others have permanently lost their marbles!
The Real Housewife of Sydney
